Second. (though closer to "First.2")

I found this pear in the fruit bowl this evening. It's quite curious, it's like a hybrid of an apple and a pear. I think I'll call him Sebastian. I should make up a back story for Sebastian then as well.

Lets seeEeEeeeEeeEeEeeee:

Sebastian was one those fruits who had an unfortunate childhood. He was different from all the other pears in his family and continuously chastised because of it. It got to the point where he really couldn't take the abuse anymore so he packed up and rolled out of the farm where his family lived.
He traveled around the countryside for a few weeks before hitching a ride into the city. He loved his in time in the city, he met so many wonderful fruits and made many strong and long lasting friendships. No one there seemed to mind that he looked half-appleish and in fact they praised him for it and thought he looked really original.
Being the toast of the town took it's toll on Sebastian however. He couldn't keep up with the lifestyle; the endless clubs, drugs and other exploits. Sebastian had read about a few openings for new fruit to join the "fruit bowl work force", the idea of relaxing in a nice, quiet home with a loving human family really appealed to him. Passing the qualifications was a little tricky, all the officers assumed he wasn't quite ripe yet due to his discoloured appearance. He was able to qualify in the end though, after a few exercises proving that he was a still a worthwhile fruit, no matter what colour he happened to be. Sebastian bid farewell to all his new city friends and took the first bus to Palm Beach, where he arrived at his target fruit bowl and found himself quite comfortable and welcomed.